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caiusmajor and spacehussy.
Give me a pairing and I'll tell you my headcanon for
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
2. Who has the prettier paintjob
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
6. The most tragic possible ending for them
caiusmajor and spacehussy.Give me a pairing and I'll tell you my headcanon for
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
2. Who has the prettier paintjob
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
6. The most tragic possible ending for them
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2. Lockdown. The dark gray face is nice but aside from that I think Swindle has a really unfortunate paint job.
3. They have to stay on each others' good side for the sake of their business relationship, so they don't really argue, even if they sometimes irritate the fuck out of each other.
4. I think either one of them would take it in stride.
5. There are always wars going on somewhere in the universe, so there's plenty of work for both of them and they get to be bros/fuck buddies/business associates forever.
6. Someone takes out a contract on Swindle, and the money is just too good for Lockdown to pass up.
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Oh God /sobbing
You've broken me I hope you're happy. I don't even ship them and my heart just shattered.
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6 sort of broke me, though. Omg. :( Probably because it's legit and completely believable.
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Grapple/Hoist? XD
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2. They both have unforgivably ugly paintjobs. If I have to pick one, Hoist, because I loathe yellow and there is way too much of it on Grapple. Also, he has a visor, and visors are cool.
3. TV. Grapple's favorite show on the Discover channel comes on at the same time as Hoist's Jerry Springer reruns.
4. Hoist. Grapple is more sensitive, and would spiral into depression without Hoist around to keep his self-esteem up.
5. The Autobots win and they get to work together, rebuilding the cities of Cybertron to a semblance of their former glory.
6. Hoist is killed and Grapple ends up forced to work in a mine or something, where his artistic skills are wasted.
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2. Megatron.
3. Shockwave's obsession with Megatron (and Megatron's obliviousness to it/willingness to tolerate it) is a sore point for Soundwave. He won't start fights with Megatron over it, so instead he finds passive aggressive ways of getting back at and thwarting Shockwave.
4. Soundwave. He seemed to deal with it when Megatron died, and he has his Cassettes to take care of and that would give him something to focus on. Megatron, on the other hand, would appear to cope just fine but in fact he would feel lost without Soundwave's steady support and loyalty.
5. They defeat the Autobots and, Megatron rules Cybertron with Soundwave quietly supporting him from the sidelines. They keep Starscream happy and in check by inviting him for regular threesomes.
6. Pretty much what happened to them. Megatron dies and Soundwave has to go on after losing most of his status and influence.
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2. Still going with Lockdown. Prowl's isn't bad but it isn't very interesting.
3. Their conflicting ethics are a constant point of contention. Also, Lockdown is always fucking other robots/inanimate objects/everything and Prowl finds it distasteful.
4. It's a toss-up. Prowl would realize that Lockdown wasn't good for him in the first place. But it wouldn't take Lockdown long to work off his grief with lots of meaningless, no-strings-attached sex.
5. Lockdown periodically shows up in Prowl's life
for booty callsto try to temp him into a bounty hunting partnership. They have briefflingsadventures, but Prowl always goes back to the Autobots.6. They somehow end up in a committed long term relationship with one another.
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2. Starscream.
3. EVERYTHING.
4. Starscream. I think Megatron probably needs Starsream more than he realizes or is willing to admit, while Starscream shows, at various points in canon, that he can hold shit together without Megatron. Plus, he demonstrates his willingness to cope with Megatron dying by killing him.
5. I don't think they can realistically have a happy ending.
6. They get stuck in a space-time loop where they're forced to act out the most OOC fanfics written about them.
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1. They bond over their shared love for really weird porn.
2. Sideswipe's is prettier but Hound's is more ruggedly handsome.
3. Sideswipe roadkilling the wildlife Hound wants to look at.
4. Either one of them. I can't see them having deep feelings for each other. Their relationship would be too casual for either of them to be too torn up by the other one dying.
5. Drawing a blank here. They have an open relationship because neither of them is the type to be tied down to one partner?
6. Sideswipe accidentally an endangered species while out for a joyride and Hound, driven over the edge, goes on a killing rampage and decimates the Autobots, starting with Sideswipe.
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6) I could possibly see Hound doing that.