pairing meme

[iiskaa]

Stealing this meme from caiusmajor and spacehussy.

Give me a pairing and I'll tell you my headcanon for
1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
2. Who has the prettier paintjob
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
6. The most tragic possible ending for them

Comments

[ultharkitty.livejournal.com]

Seing as Caius didn't ask for it... Megatron/Soundwave :D

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

1. Threesomes with Starscream.
2. Megatron.
3. Shockwave's obsession with Megatron (and Megatron's obliviousness to it/willingness to tolerate it) is a sore point for Soundwave. He won't start fights with Megatron over it, so instead he finds passive aggressive ways of getting back at and thwarting Shockwave.
4. Soundwave. He seemed to deal with it when Megatron died, and he has his Cassettes to take care of and that would give him something to focus on. Megatron, on the other hand, would appear to cope just fine but in fact he would feel lost without Soundwave's steady support and loyalty.
5. They defeat the Autobots and, Megatron rules Cybertron with Soundwave quietly supporting him from the sidelines. They keep Starscream happy and in check by inviting him for regular threesomes.
6. Pretty much what happened to them. Megatron dies and Soundwave has to go on after losing most of his status and influence.

[ultharkitty.livejournal.com]

5 sounds like a pretty awesome future, and yeah, what actually happened to them in canon really was tragic now you point it out.