weird transformers shit i found on etsy

[iiskaa]

Anybody doing their Christmas shopping yet?



1. Transforming cross-stitch things






2. Sexy, stylish Skyfire wings



Complete the outfit with nipple tape (not included):




3. A dozen Bumblebee sugar cookies, $38




4. Autobot symbol/black flower hair clip




5. Clutch purse made out of a recycled pair of boys' Autobot underwear



Recycled. Underwear.


6. "Seeker inspired head wings"




7. Steel boned corset. Fine work on that Decepticon symbol, I'm sure it's totally worth $200.




8. Blaster "artwork"




9. Optimus Prime pinata



It's kind of scaring me.


10. My Little Vortex

Comments

[onetruesikorsky.livejournal.com]

The artwork is my fav. I totally want that on my wall.

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

I think it might look nice decoupaged to the bottom of my cat litter box.

[anon-decepticon.livejournal.com]

*LOLing too hard to type coherent comment*

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's some pretty WFT stuff on Etsy this year.

The thing that amazes me is that some of these people seem to have a market for their crap. Last year I posted a picture of a gold crayon looking Transformer shaped lollipop? That person has expanded their line to include Transformer shaped bath soap.

[spacehussy.livejournal.com]

my little vortex

my little vortex

I will never be okay again

(The hair clip is okay looking though)

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

He's so cute though! IDK how big he is but if I still had the My Little Pony toys I had when I was a kid I'd be tempted to buy that thing and make a diorama of My Little Vortex standing on top of a pile of bloody, dismembered ponies.

[quadruplify.livejournal.com]

I'll give #1 some credit for effort and creativity, but as for the rest...well, I get wanting to share what you've created, but you have to be pretty delusional to think people (other than those with really bad taste or ~~~super-uber-ironic~~~ inclinations) would buy that stuff. O_o;

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yeah, although I think uber-ironic inclinations are responsible for a fair amount of the sales made on Etsy. Regretsy (http://www.regretsy.com/) readers actually buy a lot of the stuff featured on the blog.

[lilmissroadrage.livejournal.com]

Okay, the first one is totally kind of cool, and could totally be a good tf gift present, but the others are quite frankly horrifying.

The Skyfire wings made me thing of someone at AA this year who came to the cosplay competition wearing stuff made for her on her birthday by a mutual friend. It just made me wonder how soon we'll be seeing that at Botcon. . .

The Boy's underwear clutch is totally pedoriffic, however. Now, if we could get some Harry Potter boy's undie clutches, we could totally make a killing!

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

Right? I'll have to keep an eye out for Harry Potter underwear with a wand on the crotch. Or a lightning bolt.

It just made me wonder how soon we'll be seeing that at Botcon. . .

LOL, I just remembered there was a fleece Optimus Prime mask I forgot to put in this entry. IDK about Botcon but I know what I'm wearing the next time I rob a bank, is all I'm saying.

[stormbringer986.livejournal.com]

Ok I like sugar cookies, but $38 for a dozen is ridiculous.

And that corset...lololol. If I knew someone who spent $200 on something like that I would laugh myself to death.

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the corset is terrible. That Decepticon symbol is so jacked up, I can't believe the person who made it really thinks someone would want to buy that thing off her.

[swindleslog.livejournal.com]

1.) Those transforming cross stitch things are boss. I can totalyl admire the amount of work and figuring out that took. Shit looks difficult.

2.) Wouldn't wear the wings, but they are pretty cute.

3.) I'd eat those cookies. Cause fuck yeah, cookies

4.) Underwear purse- why?

[iiiskaaa.livejournal.com]

4.) Underwear purse- why?

Becaaaaaause.