weird transformers shit i found on etsy

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Anybody doing their Christmas shopping yet?



1. Transforming cross-stitch things






2. Sexy, stylish Skyfire wings



Complete the outfit with nipple tape (not included):




3. A dozen Bumblebee sugar cookies, $38




4. Autobot symbol/black flower hair clip




5. Clutch purse made out of a recycled pair of boys' Autobot underwear



Recycled. Underwear.


6. "Seeker inspired head wings"




7. Steel boned corset. Fine work on that Decepticon symbol, I'm sure it's totally worth $200.




8. Blaster "artwork"




9. Optimus Prime pinata



It's kind of scaring me.


10. My Little Vortex