I don't know how I neglected to post this to my LJ when I first did it. Megatron/Starscream, probably not as clear what's going on as I'd have wanted, but whatever. I like the way Starscream turned out, obvious problems notwithstanding, better than how I drew Megatron.



starscream loves it )
hula girl
( May. 3rd, 2009 08:17 am)
I think I'm pretty much incapable of drawing clean lines, so I didn't even try to clean this picture up. I took the pencil sketch and shopped it until I thought it looked kind of woodblock-y.



NSFW )
hula girl
( Apr. 29th, 2009 03:52 am)
More Rorschach/Nite Owl art. (1) The sketch from my last art post shaded in black and white, (2) new pencil sketch, (3) colored, (4) black and white. NSFW-ish?



... )
hula girl
( Apr. 26th, 2009 06:57 pm)
so, I think I have the hosting issues sorted out - largeimagehost has an adult filter option and nothing in their rules specifically prohibiting porn, so I'm hoping these won't be taken down *crosses fingers*

two more slashy nite owl/rorschach pics, one of them a still-unfinished pencil sketch.



yay, porn )
hula girl
( Apr. 25th, 2009 02:22 pm)
Nite Owl/Rorschach fanart. Obviously I've been on /coq/ too much.

ETA: reported on Y!Gallery almost immediately.



NSFW )
hula girl
( Apr. 2nd, 2009 04:53 pm)
So apparently today is Alec Guinness' birthday. I went to IMDB just now, and there's a little thing in the sidebar about it, with birth and death years. I totally just looked at it without reading the caption or looking carefully at the dates, only noticed that there was a year of death listed that started with a 2, and went:

"Oh noooo, Alec Guinness DIED?"

(...yeah, in 2000, no less, which I knew)

/stupid.
hula girl
( Mar. 25th, 2009 10:57 am)
I'm going to rant about something that has absolutely nothing to do with fandom. Okay, maybe a little bit, very tangentially. In any case... )
Sounds about right, though I don't see how rating myself as attractive, pretty-faced, and thin translates to "feels undesirable," or how anti-authoritarianism and conflict-seeking behavior make me "submissive." And I love how my "trait snapshot" contradicts itself.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||||||||||| 58%
Orderliness |||||| 22%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Family drive || 10%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| %
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Honor |||||||||||||| 56%
Thriftiness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
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Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

trait snapshot:
introverted, secretive, messy, depressed, does not like leadership, somewhat nihilistic, observer, does not make friends easily, unassertive, feels invisible, feels undesirable, hates large parties, does not like to stand out, leisurely, suspicious, submissive, abstract, unpredictable, intellectual, likes rain, likes the unknown, negative, weird, not a risk taker, unadventurous, avoidant, strange
From LJ: "...he said as he scraped the bottom of the bowel." He's eating out of that bowel.

Kind of speaks for itself.
hula girl
( Mar. 14th, 2009 01:27 pm)
So, a friend and I went to see Watchmen last night. this story ends with me breaking into my place through a window )
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hula girl
( Mar. 13th, 2009 07:36 am)
From a Watchmen fic on ff.net: "Dan motioned his head to Rorschach’s chest, whom; suddenly, wasn’t arguing."

The misuse of whom is an extra special bonus.

I almost feel bad about making fun of this because what the fuck, this is in the fifth chapter of the fic and I'm still reading it.

ETA: "infatic" for emphatic is now the best spelling mistake I've seen all day.
hula girl
( Mar. 13th, 2009 12:48 am)


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hula girl
( Mar. 3rd, 2009 03:19 pm)
I'm too busy writing two papers and pretending to write a third to write fanfic, so I'm stealing a meme from [livejournal.com profile] jill_dragon: Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want). No context/explanations.

I've mentioned before that I have an appalling number of unfinished fanfics. Here is the proof (not exhaustive). Hints: 4 and 5, 14 and 15, and 16-19 are from the same (different) fandoms.

1. Warren was a blur of colors and shapes. Skin and hair and all the things that made him.

2. "Palos,” he’d said, and nodded toward the horses.

3. He could not bring himself to believe that this demon served Talpa.

4. Wendy dangled her legs over the tree branch, staring into the distance, listening to the cicadas' drone while the leaves wilted in the heat of the afternoon.

5. An eye here, a mouth there. Seven years’ bad luck. Most hateful.

6. The Founder now appeared as an indistinguishable copy of Dukat.

7. Below them, a clean-up crew cleared away the wreckage of the crashed pods and mangled pit droids in preparation for the next event.

8. And Astinos is waiting for him, all pouting lips and smooth, dark skin.

9. “He’s skinny.” The boy huddled in his chains, staring at them with glazed, vacant eyes. Drugged, Argos realized, and sneered.

10. And with him was the bitch herself, Jeanne La Pucelle, with her hair shorn like a Norman soldier.

11. She half-wished someone would stumble across them: Harry or Ron, maybe. Or Neville. Just to see their faces.

12. Dragging his broken body back to the last remaining space pod, nearly weeping with pain, he regretted Nappa.

13. "Look at him, Henry, tied up and asking for it. All that lofty talk of his, and he’s nothing but a slave to the Empire, eh?"

14. They were wailing for them, outside and across the plain. Piling up the driftwood biers.

15. She rose from the surf to gaze at him with eyes as old as the mountains, as deep as the sea.

16. "Look at it, Soundwave. Cybertron is ours."

17. "Weird." His hand was pressed against Thundercracker's canopy glass, and the length of Thundercracker's body was flush against his, bracing him up against the wall.

18. Switching to passive scanners, Skyfire coasted around for another run, careful to keep the sound of his engines to a minimum.

19. He was hanging onto one of the Seeker's legs, face resting in the crook of his knee.
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hula girl
( Feb. 19th, 2009 05:08 pm)
On Deviantart: "The autobots and deceptions have teamed up to defeat unicorn."

Must have been one tough fucking unicorn, if it needs to be taken out by both the Autobots and the Decepti... oh, I see. Nevermind.
hula girl
( Feb. 14th, 2009 11:16 pm)
from a transformers fic on fanfiction.net:

"genital fingers"

I'm torn between wrong! and that might actually work in this fandom.
Title: Cut Your Finger
Pairing: Hound/Mirage
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: slash, sticky, oral, crime scene

Teaser/Summary: "Mirage looked through dimmed-to-indigo optics as Hound wiped a smear of oil from his chin, grinning, and licked it off his hand."

Notes: Total crack. A while back, someone posted a prompt involving Transformers "leaking energon fluid, like a period" at tf_bunny_farm (it's the second prompt on that list). Cars need oil changes, what, every three months or three thousand miles, right? So working from the idea that Transformers do too, I wrote "crime scene" PWP. Word count ~ 1650.

cut your finger )
hula girl
( Feb. 6th, 2009 07:35 am)
if too wide to fit properly on my LJ
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What Transformers Sex Theory Are You? by poptartodoom
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